Slutty Blond Jokes

PeteM · Joined: 08 Jan 2003

Here are some good ones about how slutty blonds can be:

Q: What's the quickest way to get into a blonde’s pants?
A: Pick them up off the floor

Q: How can you tell if a blond has been using the computer?
A: The joystick is wet

Q: What is the irritating part around a blonde’s vagina?
A1: The Blond!
A2: The other guys waiting their turn

Q: What is the blonde’s favorite potato chip?
A: Free-to-lay (Frito-Lay)

Q: What do Blonds say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are you boys all in the same band?
A3: Do you guys all play for the Chicago Bears?

Q: What do a moped and a blond have in common?
A: They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one

Q: How do you know when a blonde’s been in your fridge?
A: Lipstick on the cucumbers!

Q: What's a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Humpme Dumpme

Q: What did the blond say when asked if she'd ever been picked up by 'the fuzz'?
A: 'No. But I've been swung around by the tits

Q: Why are blonds like cornflakes ?
A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good

HAHAHAHAHA! I love blond jokes! They are the BEST!!!