Blond celebrities you do NOT want to see on cam

PeteM · Joined: 08 Jan 2003

It is a shame to admit that there are way too many blond celebrities that I would NOT want to see naked. Think about it, how many of the so called sexy women in Hollywood are blond? And how many of them have literally flushed their good looks down the toilet of late? Way too many, what is wrong with these ladies? I mean, they have everything going for them, they have the cash for the best dietitians, plastic surgeons and fitness trainers and still they wallow in their ugly, it is just plain crazy!

Let’s take a look at Britney Spears for example. I would rather gouge out my own eyes with a spoon than look at her naked on cam. Seriously she has been looking like hell the last few years and what is with the shaved head thing? Holy crap, who does something like that. The girls is obviously in dire need of a better stylist.

She used to be such a pretty girl. She was easy one of the hottest girls in Hollywood, maybe even in the world and people would have paid millions to get her take off her clothes now people would pay her that much to keep them on! I know she had a baby recently but come on, she is all fat and roly poly, ewwww.

In all fairness she is slimming down a bit but her taste in clothes is piss poor. What is with those boots she is always wearing? I think she has to pretty much top my list of stars I would NOT want to see on cam.

Then there is Madonna, what can you say about her? Whenever I think of her all I can do is wonder how the heck she got to be so goddamn famous. The girl cannot sing worth crap, she is shaped like a boy, she cannot dance, she is kinda rude and snotty, I mean seriously, where is the attraction?

Madonna would be terrible on cam, all she would do is sing American Pie and look like shit all bony and wanna be British. Yuck! Her husband on the other hand I could live with, there is one sexy blond, if only he was the female they would be a much nicer looking couple.

Even Pamela Anderson is going down the toilet and really starting to look over the hill. Have you see this woman without make up? It is downright scary! She is one fine blond chick when she is all dolled up but take off a little of that foundation and you have a frightfest waiting to happen.

This girl is one on both my list of girls I would love to see on cam and ones I would NOT like to see on cam. See, if she did herself up nice I would love to watch her strip down and finger a couple of holes, but if I had to look at her naked face at the same time as her naked body? Uh uh. No way. Please that is too much for any month but October. Pam Anderson with NO makeup is NOT a celeb I want to see on cam. Too old, wrinkly, freckly and downright fugly for my taste.

And why are all the blondes in California dropping weight the way I drop an ugly baby? They are all wasting away over there, you could feed all of Africa and more on what they are not eating alone. Take Nicole Ritchie for example, have you ever seen a live person look so thin? Who would want to see that with no clothes on? I would hang her on my porch at Halloween and all the kids would be too scared to come to my house! She looks like crap and I would never EVER want to see her with no clothes on, not eve if she was willing to play with sex toys for me.

Courtney Love is another example of a blond who is going to far. She always looked so good, well, that is not exactly true. She looked good when she was not on drugs. She was wonderful weight, she had some curves and some meat on her bones now she is just another one of the blondes who I would rather pay to keep their clothes on! And we cannot talk about blondes we would rather not see naked on cam without mentioning Kate Bosworth. She was so hot in Blue Crush and now she too is a scarecrow. No wonder Orlando Bloom dumped her, I would not want to crawl into bed with that sack of bones either. Poor Kate is just one more I would NOT want to see on cam.

Skinny-ness or fat is not the only thing that makes me glad some blond celebrities are not on cam. Some would just not be fun to see on cam just because of the way they are.

Let’s pretend Anna Nicole was still alive. Sure she was pretty hot and certainly very blond but would you want to pay to see her on cam? Really? Just imagine how long it would have taken her to find her pussy. She was always so stoned and so out of it that you would waste a lot of cash just trying to get her to understand what you wanted her to be doing on cam! I prefer the ladies I go private with to be able to find the parts of their bodies they should be touching. Call me strange.

Then there is Kirsten Dunst from Spiderman, that chick is way to drunk to be any fun at all. She always seem to be pissed out of her tree, no one likes a slobbery drunk chick, no one. That is just gross and again she probably would not know what to do if you had her on cam, not even with you leading her through it step by step. That one does not seem to be the sharpest tool in shed if you know what I mean.

Yeah, it is too bad that there are so many blond celebrities out there that we would NOT want to see on cam. Otherwise hot bodies that should be much hotter than they really are.

carolcam · Joined: 26 Jun 2007

I agree. Maybe its just my age, but it seems that the younger ladies come in two types now...bones or blimp.

Whatever happened to the really sexy women out there. They had curves and actual personalities. Most could actually complete a coherent sentence without a script and yes they actually stayed sober enough to remember where their body parts were.

rona41br · Joined: 03 Nov 2003

I don't think that is a fair statement at all. In fact there are tons and tones of girls online that are nice and curvy that are not old at all!

For example what about CARAMELBOOBSDDD in I’mLive. She is a big black mama and she has tits that rock my world, or hmmmmm...what about HotBoobs4uMen or my personal favorite cam girl MissLovely1. They are all on imlive and they are awesome.

These girls are all amateurs and they are not gross or bony, they are sexy and curvy. They are not total bimbos either, they can carry on a conversation coherently and even answer questions, imagine that!

Just go to imlive and click on curvy under the "narrow your search" link. That will take you to a page filled with curvy women, of course some of the bony girls do sneak in there but most are plenty curvy.

That is what I do!

GregBEE · Joined: 07 Nov 2007

Well I might not want to see Carol Channing on a webcam but some guys are into blonde grannie milfs!

Blonde is attractive and that's why it sells. Even asian and black women are dyeing their hair blonde and in some cases it looks alright. In other cases it looks like a Frankenstein's Monster or something from Half Life 2.