You Know You're Addicted To Blonde Cams If...

PeteM · Joined: 08 Jan 2003

You Know You're Addicted To Blonde Cams If...

If you spend your porn time trolling for those beautiful fair-haired hotties and skipping pages of drop-dead brunettes and redheads to find them, you know you're addicted to blonde cams. There's just something about the golden hair, tanned bodies and tight asses and pussies that drives us wild. Luckily for blonde addicts the web cam sites like cams and I’mLive are chock full of these stupid but stacked hotties for our viewing enjoyment.

You also know you're addicted to blonde cams if you overlook things like saggy tits or a flat ass on a cam girl because she's a blonde. She looks a few years past her expiry date? Who cares, she's blonde! She's got a beat up face or a couple of extra fat rolls? She's a blonde! If you're addicted, you've usually got a soft spot for all types of hot blondes (and often on web cam sites there are only two types – dumb and dumber). The bleached blonde with the giant fake tits that looks like she'll topple over, to the shy young girl-next-door.

A lot of guys seem to prefer the fake tan and faker boobs type of blond, which seem to make up the majority of web cam sites like iFrends. When you find yourself looking for a woman who matches a perfectly proportioned blow up doll, or want the strictly stripper look, you know you're addicted to blonde webcams. There's something about a young blonde with long hair that screams sex appeal. You just know she's going to be nasty, blondes on cam have that slutty look that brings us back every time. Most blonde addicts appreciate a range of blonde honeys: good looking MILF's, horny teens and curvy blonde BBW's.

One piss off I have with cams is that when you choose the blonde category, you're greeted with a mix of blondes and brunettes. When I specify blondes, that means I want blondes. I don't care if you just dyed your hair brunette (and why would you, blondes have much more fun) or sometimes wear a blonde wig. I think it's pushing it to call a light brown hairdo or dark brown with lighter streaks blonde. If your hair isn't some shade of blonde get the hell out of the blonde web cam section. If I want to see a mousy brown-haired chick and her brunette bush, I'll click on the brunette section.

If you catch yourself quickly glancing at a girl's bush before you click on her web cam for some porn chat, just to make sure that she's a real blonde, you know you're addicted to blonde webcams. A fake blonde spoils things – a few sprouts of brown or red hair down there and it's all over for me. Real blonde cam addicts know to ask right off the bat about bush. If she says she has a hairy pelt down there, ask her what color it is. You'll soon find out if it's not a golden color and you can move on to find a real blonde. Let's just say it's a real treat for me to come across a blonde bush that matches the curtains.

A fake blonde Asian doesn't do it for me either – I like a hot, exotic beauty as much as anyone, but that over processed, ratty blonde hair that Asian girls who've bleached and bleached their black locks always get is a turn off. Stick with your beautiful black hair color and leave the hair bleaching to the Barbie wannabes. Same goes for MILF's who let their brunette roots grow an inch past their scalp.

Young blonde teens are definitely an addiction. Their perky tits and sweet faces will keep you coming back for more. Ifriends and imlive have a fine collection of barely legal looking teens. It's exciting to feel like you're one of the first to be asking them to do those nasty things, even if it's not one of their first times you know they haven't been quite as used and abused like older porn stars or amateurs.

For some reason, mature blondes often seem to age better than their brunette or redheaded counterparts. Maybe it's their sunny, tanned look or their youthful hair color. A barely legal blonde teen is hot, but sometimes you want someone more experienced, and you need to step into the world of mature cams and porn chat. Mature cams on ifriends and cams feature some of the hottest blonde MILF's and mature women out there, and you can find some smoking hot ladies to engage in porn chat and indulge your every fantasy.

Except for the odd ancient-looking truck stop blonde or gargantuan older women with tits to her stomach, mature women are very satisfying. In a lot of cases you'll get far more satisfaction out of a mature blonde than you will out of a shy teen. I clicked on Sugar Angel on cams and wasn't impressed with her turn offs: “bored men.” Well, maybe they wouldn't be bored if you put on a better show? A young girl shaking her tits or dancing around her bedroom gets boring fast, and a lot of these younger blondes don't know how to tease and please. You'll often get more mileage out of the older women.

Two blondes are even better than one, and web cam sites with decent threesome sections often have two blonde girls on a lucky guy. Skip the web cams with the plain Jane brunettes getting it on with hot blondes if you're a true blonde web cam connoisseur. Cum On Face at cams are two sexy blonde goddesses who do it all – smoking, deep throating, anal and 69. Is there some sort of all-inclusive package that's available with one of everything?

Think you might be a blonde web cam addict? Check your keyword history on any of the web cam porn chat sites. If your searches are all “Barbie,” “blonde,” and “golden,” you probably are addicted to blonde web cams. The best treatment for a blonde web cam addiction is to get more of it to fulfill your cravings, stat!

rona41br · Joined: 03 Nov 2003

Pornography addictions are serious you know. It can actually ruin the lives of people and their families, I don't know if you should be making fun of something so serious and important.

I do think those are really funny though and if I were not mad at such a serious topic being treated so lightly I would give kudos to you for coming up with all those.

But I am mad so I won't. You should think about what you write and the kinds of affects it will have on people and how they see things before you write and post or at least have a thing at the bottom that tells people where they can get help if they need it.

Just a thought.

jeffd7 · Joined: 01 Oct 2003 Location: nc

Come ON rona! Have a little bit of a sense of humour the guy was making a funny! And who knows maybe it helped someone to find out that they really were addicted and now they will get help! Puleeze!

You may be crazy but I still love ya babe!

I loved that post, it was hilarious, I want to hear more! Bring it on!