Non-Slutty Blond Jokes

jaguar · Joined: 19 Sep 2007

THIS IS MY FAVORITE BLOND JOKE:

The Blond Astronaut

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead were trying out for a new NASA experiment on sending women to different planets. First, they called the brunette in and asked her a question.

"If you could go to any planet, which planet would you want to go to and
why?"

After pondering the question she answered, "I would like to go to Mars
because it seems so interesting with all the recent news about possible
extra terrestrial life on the planet."

They said, "Well, okay. Thank you," and told her that they would get back to her.

Next, the redhead entered the room and the NASA people asked her the same question. In reply, "I would like to go to Saturn to see all of its rings." Again, "thank you" and they would get back to her.

Finally, the blond entered the room and they asked her the same question they asked the brunette and the redhead. She thought for a while and replied, "I would like to go to the sun."

The people from NASA replied, "why, don't you know that if you went to
the sun you would burn to death?"

The blond smirked and put her hands on her hips. "Are you guys dumb? I'd go at night!"

I REALLY LOVED IT THAT I SENT IT TO ALL MY FRIENDS' EMAILS.

Doug · Joined: 09 Sep 2003

Ok funny but very old

stooly · Joined: 02 Nov 2007

I love reading jokes, but it's hard sometimes to find decent ones. Here's a few I really liked...

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Q: How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.

Q: How do blonde brain cells die?
A: Alone.

Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?
A: She drowns it.

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

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There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio. The announcer was telling blonde joke after blonde joke until the blonde was so mad that she turned her radio off. A mile down the road, she saw another blonde out in a corn field in a boat rowing. The blonde stopped her car jumped out and yelled, "It's blondes like you that give us all a bad name. If I could swim I'd come out there and give you what's coming to you!"

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